Good lord, what a coat this guy has on. His wife looks so demure and washed out in her bland white dress. He is one fine dandy in his bowtie, hat and oh my god, that coat. I kind of wish I had one of those myself! I wonder where he got that? It looks like it is around the 1920's and in the middle of no freaking where!
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"What? I am. What? I am! This is a smile! Well that's as good as it goddamn gets from me. I gotta live out here in the middle of east jesus because my wife's Amelia Earhart and after her faked "disappearance" she really just wanted to live a life of anonymity so we gotta hide out where no one ever sees her to reconnize her. Oh, I'll zip it when I want to Amelia, you shut up or I'll tell where you buried your navigator Fred Noonan to make your plan look real. I liked living large! I moved here outta love for you, Amelia, so can it, you harpy. Make me put on my most festive jacket knowing it emphasizes my freakishly large hands an' even though I hate it since you make me wear it and get on my hands and knees to play checkers with Stella's husband, George! So you want a smile, Stella? You don't take that goddamn photo right now, you'll see a big one, 'cause I'll drop my pants and show you my sideways smile! Take it! And try not to ruin this one with the shadow of your head, Stella, ya idiot!"
ReplyDeleteOh God, Scott you make me laugh so freaking hard! Thank you so much!!
ReplyDeleteYa need to post more pictures. I'm getting rusty.
ReplyDeleteScott, don't worry, I've got a million of 'em! Keep checking back!
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