Odd photos and other ephemeral items I've collected from various estate sales and auctions. Objects and images I feel should be seen and appreciated.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Ride 'Em Cowgirl!
...and run away little doggie! This is so incredibly strange I hardly know what to say. The dog is frightened, the horse looks freaked and I don't know what else...I hope she doesn't have a gun in that hand. Yee haw, ride em cowgirl!
"Didja take it yet? Take the goddamn photograph Henry and get me awf this thing. Henry! I don't care the dog's still inna frame, take it! I ony got up hear so you'd have a funny picture for ya stupid vacation slides ya make everyone look at, I want awf! Thing's gonna run off any second! Take it Henry, or so help me Gawd, I'll get you passed-out drunk tonight and nail yer testicles to the floor and then when you're starting to come around a little, I'll pull the goddamn fire alarm and you'll jump up so fast ya won't even know what's happenin' 'til ya see yer grapes alone onna floor way down at ya feet; I swear I will make you castrate yourself you jackass if you don't take that photograph and get me AWF THIS HAWSE."
"Didja take it yet? Take the goddamn photograph Henry and get me awf this thing. Henry! I don't care the dog's still inna frame, take it! I ony got up hear so you'd have a funny picture for ya stupid vacation slides ya make everyone look at, I want awf! Thing's gonna run off any second! Take it Henry, or so help me Gawd, I'll get you passed-out drunk tonight and nail yer testicles to the floor and then when you're starting to come around a little, I'll pull the goddamn fire alarm and you'll jump up so fast ya won't even know what's happenin' 'til ya see yer grapes alone onna floor way down at ya feet; I swear I will make you castrate yourself you jackass if you don't take that photograph and get me AWF THIS HAWSE."
ReplyDeleteThanks Scott! Absolutely the best so far! I love it!
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