Oh lordy, lord. What the hell kind of party food is this? I see cake, white bread, beer and ketchup...oh yum! Looks like an endless childhood nightmare of mine. My Grandpa Bob used to make me pickle sandwiches..and the best of the best, butter and yellow mustard on white bread. What were these adults thinking? It's a damn wonder I didn't end up in a trailer park with about 3 dirty babies hanging off of me!