Ok, here's a great shot! I think she was finally sick of all the picture taking....At least that's what it looks like to me. Or maybe she just doesn't like the way she looks? I've been away from the blog for a while. Moved and I'm still getting adjusted. Will try and post on a more regular basis.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! For God's sake Danielle, I told you I have a fucking phobia of ficuses and you seat me here and say 'Hey look behind you'?! What the FUCK is wrong with you that you would do that to me?! Get it away from me! I don't care if it is a rubber tree plant and not a ficus, they're all the goddamn same in my book! You're a friggin' head case, you know that? Get rid of it or so help me God I'll smash your prized Elvis figurine, I will, I swear I will, don't test me Danielle, get this plant outta here NOW or the King will be porcelain dust!"
ReplyDeleteOh Scott, you never fail to amuse me! Got a good, big laugh out of this one! Dang, how do you come up with this stuff?
ReplyDeleteWell...I don't really come up with it. It just sorta come to me somehow. I'm, just a instrument of the Lord, who makes fun of antique photographs through me. Yeah...I'm just the Lord's kazoo.
ReplyDeleteActually, if I could get paid for doing this, it'd be the easiest, funnestest job ever. Maybe greeting cards, but not many companies are into non-lame cards that appeal to a younger crowd, while the market is much lusher with Older people who buy more cards. I thought about starting a card company, but my father talked me out of it as far as how much profit per card, how much work, who would sell, how would I etc. etc. Plus copyright laws on photos, I dunno anything much about what's legal to use without royalties. E-cards would be a cheaper investment I guess, come to think of it. A new format of e-cards maybe, a new era of not the same old "click here for your card or possibly a virus" e-cards! Yes! I can! Nap first, though.